Kids Say The Funniest Things

Being a teacher, I have heard sooooo many funny things and I wish I had written them all down. So I'm gonna start here and now with you guys. When I hear a good one or remember and old one, I'll post it. Please share your funny stories as well so we can all come here and laugh together.

1. I was pregnant with my daughter. I was very excited to tell the children in my class so they could share in the experience. I told one of my buddies that I had a baby in my belly. He said, "You ate a baby!" A friend told me a similar story about her son saying the same thing to their doctor when she told him, so I guess it's a pretty common reaction, and I can see the logic for them; but it will continue to be hilarious to me.

2. A woman was talking to the children about the differences between men and women. She said something to the effects of men having beards and women didn't. The child looked up and pointed to a few hairs on the woman's lip, and said "But you have whiskers!"

Yvonne shared: "Years ago I was at my local bank. Ahead of me in line was a mom and her toddler. The little boy was in and out of the line, hanging on the divider ropes, getting loose from his mom and running around. His mom was annoyed. When it was her turn at the counter she picked him up and plunked him down rather firmly on the counter. The boy yelled out, “Mom, you broke my balls!” Everyone in line with me killed ourselves laughing. The little boy reached into his pants and pulled out two crushed ping pong balls. The old man who was in front of me gave the kid $10 for making his day."

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